Ghost Boat disappoints on every level, including the astral plane

This is just sad. A "haunted" boat with too much light and nary a scratch. Has anyone else been to this? We want video! Oh wait, this is the internet. Here's the video. How very depressing. The Tennessee River Comedy Booze Cruise will not be as lame.

CLEVELAND ROCKS! no wait, sucks...

Hastily made Cleveland tourism video! Obviously a joke, be sure to catch part 2 and read the description on both.
"The Cleveland Tourism Board gave me 14 million dollars about 8 months ago to make a promotional video to bring people to Cleveland. As usual, I waited till the last minute and I ended up having to shoot and edit it in about an hour yesterday afternoon. I probably should have invested more time."



Holy crap!

A caffeine suppository for Yom Kippur? Only in Brooklyn.